16/07/2019, 18:32

Honestly, in stock photo world the school run is an explosion of joy.

– No one runs late
– No one has forgotten anything
– No child needs the toilet just when you should be leaving
– Homework is done with smiles and glee
– It never rains
– Somehow Yoga is involved?

16/07/2019, 18:31

Having been convinced to sign up for a stock media site to get some sound effects, I’m now making good use of it for other things.

Searching for pics of school parents for possible SchoolBot use…and…

These parents are WAY too happy about doing the school run!!

…1/2

15/07/2019, 20:55

Welling up a bit as I listen to ep 10 of #13MinutesToTheMoon

The promise of peace and unity inspired by the Apollo programme has been so massively missed. ๐Ÿ™

โ€œIn the bright light of Apollo he looked into his brotherโ€™s eyes and with reverence and awe he saw himself.โ€

10/07/2019, 08:15

From Twitter: “I love how being an adult is just saying ‘But after this week things will slow down a bit again’ to yourself until you die”

08/07/2019, 12:38

Well stuff you Mothercare and Halfords. Stop sending a woman with an 8-month-old and a punctured buggy-tyre to other people and JUST FIX IT.

I did!

08/07/2019, 12:34

This morning I was monitoring a live stream of attempted rodent cannibalism.

Ask me anything. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

06/07/2019, 15:08

Think itโ€™s time to do my annual re-definition of the word โ€œLawnโ€:

lawn (n) : area of wild land mostly covered with creeping cinqfoil and clover; home to many ants

Journalists and lexicographers take note.

Everyone else: youโ€™re welcome! ๐Ÿ‘

04/07/2019, 18:31

Just seen a guy wearing this T-shirt in the street.

If you know, you know. Very clever taking this logo out of its context and making it a thing. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ƒ