Made an accidental good joke today while intending to make a bad one.
My wife was sarcastically reading that “This delicious vegetarian recipe is great for the whole family”
Me: Is that Mr and Mrs Whole and their children?
Wife: 🤨
Me: don’t they have a daughter called Philippa?
Wife: 🤨
Me: like “Pip”. “Pip hole”. “Piip hole”… “Peep hole?”
Wife: Oh. I thought you meant “Fill-up-a hole!”
😂😂