2025-07-27 20:58:47

So my local Chinese take-away restaurant gives you free fortune cookies.

These are now… sponsored!

By a gambling company!!!

I don’t know WHAT to think of this. Is this hilarious? Or awful?? Can it be BOTH???

2025-07-25 07:19:39

Can someone be real with me about travelling to the USA right now. You hear the scare stories, but am I really likely to have my phone and socials checked as I enter?

(This would be a work trip)

2025-07-24 19:29:22

I keep trying the AI assistants.

Just to see.

I thought I’d found a place that was good for them.

Auditing a bunch of React components to rate their complexity based on some very specific rules that I had already written.

With a bit of extra detail in the rules it seemed pretty good at this.

So I asked it to analyse all files in a directory using the specified rules and…

…it missed a file!

If it is incapable of following the most basic instruction, how do I trust it with… well… anything?!

2025-07-21 22:00:36

This is all going to go to my head, I tell you. I'm going to be unbearable until about the end of October.

Please tell me if I am!! 😳

2025-07-21 22:00:05

I don’t do public speaking often. I don’t take my talks on tour. I don’t really like traveling very much, and family commitments prevent me getting out much.

But when I do… oh boy, it’s a BIG deal.

rosswintle.uk/2025/07/public-s

(This post includes links to the very few bits of public speaking I've done that have been recorded.

Including, if you missed it, my @wordsesh talk from this year, which can now be watched for free! Thanks @rzen !!)

2025-07-17 17:31:23

So one of the supermarkets I use does discounts if I have a loyalty card. But now I have to open the app and activate the discounts?

Either:
– You have some ridiculous internal target for app usage
– You want to add friction so people don’t get the discounts.

So user hostile in both cases.

I’ll keep going to Aldi where stuff is just cheap!

2025-07-16 22:59:46

I have made a terrible parenting error.

Son and I were having a conversation about D&D.

After which he asked "Can I put some music on?"

To which I replied: "You'll need to roll for persuasion."

And now I fear every parental request will get some kind of skill check.

What HAVE I done??? 😂

2025-07-16 22:54:47

A google search results page. The search term is “What’s my IP address”. The first result is a link to “what is my IP address dot com”.

The second result is an AI overview saying “Your IP address is a unique numerical label assigned to your device when connected to a network”

At the bottom is a section titled “People also ask”

Tell me I'm not going crazy.

Am I right that you used to be able to search in Google for “what's my IP address", and it would just show you your external IP address?

Right?

And now it's all smart-ass…

"Your IP address is a unique numerical label assigned to your device when connected to a network”

2025-07-12 23:56:53

This week my phone has occasionally said.

“Charging On Hold. Charging will resume when [device] returns to normal temperature.”

This is what my brain has been like all day.

It just got down to 20°C and it’s nearly midnight. Brain just started working again!

Let’s go people!!!

😆

2025-07-12 23:46:01

The internet is so weird.

Years ago, I made a simple interface to Twitter's advanced search.

I stopped using Twitter a long time ago. But this little thing is BY FAR my most visited side project – it gets 4k views a month! (I know that's tiny, but it's all I got. Lol!)

It's the THIRD organic result on Google for “find tweet”.

Amazing.

tweet-finder.veryuseful.app/